A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.... [Read on]

There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that when one passed on, the other would take and spill the contents of a bottle of fine, Irish whiskey over the grave of the fondly missed and recently dead friend.... [Read on]

The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a woman just passing and said, “Pardon me miss, do you happen to have the time?”... [Read on]

Martooni... [Read on]

At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.... [Read on]

Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.... [Read on]

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts!”... [Read on]

The fella requred the use of the toilet really badly — he’s almost shitting his pants. He goes into a bar, where its really crowded, and everyone is having a great time. He looks around everywhere, but there’s no toilet in sight. However, he does spot a little set of stairs in the back, so he goes upstairs, and he finds himself in a little room with a small hole in the middle of the floor.... [Read on]

Suffering from a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay fellow goes to see the doctor. After his examination the physician prescribes suppositories, twice a day. The gay dude decides on 7 AM, when he gets up, and 7 PM — before his favorite TV shows.... [Read on]

There was a blonde woman who just delivered a baby. It was a boy, 8 lb., 7 oz.... [Read on]