Three women are chatting about their relationships. One is engaged, one married, and one a mistress. They decide to amaze their men….that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stiletto’s and mask over their eyes .
After a few days the three met again.
The engaged girlfriend: ‘the other night, when my boyfriend came [...]
I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I’m too old to track down terrorists. (You can’t be older than 42 to join the military.)
They’ve got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn’t be able to join a military unit until [...]
A visiting professor at Texas A&M University was making a presentation on the supernatural to a few hundred people in an auditorium.
To get a sense of his audience, he asks, “How many people here actually believe in ghosts?” About 90 people raise their hands.
“Well, that’s really interesting. Out of those of you who believe in [...]
A retired Italian wine maker went to the village church to make his confession for the first time in many decades. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, “Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. [...]
