Ali Salaam goes to the used camel dealer. He wants a cheap camel to take him only one trip across the desert. The dealer says, “I have a good used camel for you. It hasn’t done many miles, only had one owner, but has a small fault. Because of the fault, I’m willing to let him go cheap!”

“What’s the fault?” asks Ali.

“The camel will go for many miles and then stop! The only way to get him to walk again, is to jerk off the camel!”

“That’s disgusting!” says Ali.

“Yeah, but he’s very cheap…!” adds the dealer.

After some massive internal discussions with himself, Ali thinks, “What the hell, its a cheap camel and no one will see me wanking the camel off in the desert”

“OK, I’ll take him,” says Ali to the dealer.

After packing his bags on the camels back, he mounts up and sets off across the desert.

After 50 miles the camel stops. Ali dismounts and tries to persuade the camel to walk. But to no avail. He then remembers the fault. Gingerly he takes hold of the camel’s meat and slowly jerks him off.

When the camel comes, Ali mounts up and away they go. Ali thinks “That wasn’t so bad!”

50 miles later, the same thing happens. This time, Ali jerks the camel off faster, finishes, wipes his hands and mounts up to continue the trip. This happens 4 more times, stop, jerk off, continue. Then a short walk, the camel comes to a sudden stop,

Ali gets off and prepares to jerk off the camel. But then the camel shakes his head, pouts his lips and makes sucking sounds.