Joenel Umal

Signs You Should Break Up With Your Boyfriend:

1. He always scratches his crotch and says, “Damn!
When is this gonna clear up?”
2. He could use a contact lens as a condom.
3. Taking you out to eat means firing up the grill.
4. Everytime you want to spoon, he wants to fork.
5. He refers to your little brother as a “real cutie.”