Joenel Umal

Scare Me

Little Johnny and Little Mary were walking home from school one day. As they walked along, they saw two dogs knotted up along side the road,doing it, well, doggy style.

“What are they doing, Johnny?” Mary asked. Well, Little Johnny, being a man of the world for all his 12 years, knew what they were doing but was embarrassed to say it, so he said, “Well, he’s scaring her.” Little Mary said, “Oh.”

They walked a little farther, and Little Mary said, “Scare me, Little Johnny.” Well, Little Johnny thought, “What the Hell.” So he took her into the bushes and “scared” her.

After they were finished, they started walking home again. Pretty soon,they walked past a stallion mounting a mare in the field. “What are they doing, Little Johnny ?”, she asked. “Well, he’s scaring her.” So LittleMary said, “Scare me again, Johnny.” Well, Little Johnny took her into the bushes
and “scared” her again.

After they were finished, they started walking home again. Pretty soon,you guessed it, they saw a bull and a heifer in the field, going at it.

“What are they doing, Little Johnny?” she innocently (?) asked again. “Well, he’s scaring her” Little Johnny said once again. After a few more minutes of walking, Little Mary said, “Scare me again, Little Johnny.”

Now Little Johnny, being a little tired by now, had just about had enough, so he yelled out, “Boo, damn it, boo!”