Joenel Umal

Reason Why God Gave Us Genitals

One day an Angel was strolling around heaven gawking at all the stuff God
had just created — the heavens and the Earth — when he stumbled upon God
hard at work in his garage.

Angel: Hey God what are you up to now?

God: I’m assembling a man and woman so that I can put them on Earth.

Angel: Neat … but what are all these things?

God: Oh … those are arms, legs, lips … they are all body parts.

Angel: Great … will they be able to feel with those things?

God: Yup, after I put in the nerve endings. About 5 nerve endings per part
ought to do it. They should get enough pleasure from that many.

So the Angel watches God assemble the man and the woman the arms, legs, etc.

When putting together their genitals, the Angel noticed that God threw in
only 2 nerve endings.

Angel: I thought you said 5 were enough?

God: Yes, normally 5 would be enough but when they use *THIS* part I want
them to call out my name, and ask for more.