Joenel Umal

Keeping the Milk Fresh

There was a blonde woman who just delivered a baby. It was a boy, 8 lb., 7 oz.

Everything went well, and the woman was back in her room, resting peacefully, in time for the 10 O’Clock News.

The very next morning, her doctor came into her room and saw her with a bag of ice in between her breasts. Her doctor asks her why the ice was there. What reason did she have for its location?

She says, “Oh, Doctor Martinez, I thought you would know. That’s to keep the milk fresh.”