Joenel Umal

Hi Batman

Three women are chatting about their relationships. One is engaged, one married, and one a mistress. They decide to amaze their men….that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stiletto’s and mask over their eyes .

After a few days the three met again.

The engaged girlfriend: ‘the other night, when my boyfriend came back home,he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cm stilettos and mask. He saw me and said: ‘you are the woman of my life, I love you’…then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat… he did not say anything…..but we had wild sex all night

The married one: ‘the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes….my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says:

“Hi Batman, what’s for dinner?”