Joenel Umal

Crime Witnesses

There were two Welshmen, Dai & Yanto. They were walking home from the pub and as they were walking past Morgans, the jewelers store a car pulled up and out got an elephant. The elephant smashed the window of the jewelers store with a brick. This set off the alarm in the local Police station and a patrol car was dispatched to the scene, meanwhile the elephant sucked-up al the jewels in it’s trunk. The elephant then got back in the car and drove away at high speed.

Shortly afterwards a police patrol car pull up outside the jewelers where Dia & Yanto were standing amazed at what they had seen. The Policeman approached Dai & Yanto and asked if they had seen what had happened.

“Yes” said Yanto, “A car pulled up and out jumped the biggest elephant I have ever seen. It smashed the window, sucked-up the jewels in its trunk and made it’s getaway.”

“I see” said the policeman.

“Tell me, what kind of elephant was it?” asked the Policeman.

“What do you mean?” said Dai.

“Well, There are two types of elephant. There is the African elephant and the Indian elephant” said the Policeman.

“What is the difference?” asked Dai.

“Well”, said the policeman, “the African elephant has large ears and the Indian elephant has small ears.”

“Ho!” Said Yanto, “we couldn’t tell that, the elephant had a stocking over it’s head!”