A middle-aged, married couple were sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband says “I notice you’ve been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?”
“Yes,” she replies. “He’s my ex-husband and has been drinking like that ever since I left him seven years ago.”
“That’s remarkable!” the husband replies. “I wouldn’t think anybody could celebrate that long.”










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