Suffering from a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay fellow goes to see the doctor. After his examination the physician prescribes suppositories, twice a day. The gay dude decides on 7 AM, when he gets up, and 7 PM — before his favorite TV shows.

When it’s time to use the first suppository the young man is concerned he will do it wrong. He goes into the bathroom, bends over and looks through his legs into the mirror, in order to line up the target. Suddenly, his penis starts to stiffen, blocking his view.

“Oh, stop it!” the young man scolds his organ,. “It’s only me.”