A mental hospital was critically overcrowded. The doctor decides to get all the patients seated in one large room to conduct a test to see how many they discharge that day.... [Read on]

A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop.... [Read on]

A man was driving down the busy streets in a major city. He was driving flawlessly. However, one of the local officers happened to see a bumper sticker which was printed in VERY small print. In fact, it was SO small, he couldn’t even see what it said when he closed up on the man at a traffic light!... [Read on]

A middle-aged, married couple were sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband says “I notice you’ve been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?”... [Read on]

Little Johnny came home from his hot date and sat down to talk with his dad. He had a smile on his face. ‘It must be true love, dad’ he sighed.... [Read on]

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed ‘Dad’. With the worst premonition he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands,... [Read on]

Jimmy goes home from school and finds his lolo sitting in the sala without any pants on. So he goes up to his grandpa and says, “Lolo, do you realize that you’re not wearing any pants?” Grandpa replies, “Yes, Jimmy. I do.” Jimmy then says, “Well, why are you outside without any pants on lolo?” Grandpa looks at Jimmy and responds, “Well, Jimmy, yesterday I sat here without a shirt and I got a stiff neck…this is your grandma’s idea.”... [Read on]

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a very tight skirt was waiting for the bus. As the bus rolled up, she queued with the rest of the passengers at the bus stop. When it was her turn, she realized that her skirt was way too tight for her to take the first step of the bus comfortably—so slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. But she couldn’t, the skirt was still too tight. So, a little more embarrassed, she again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. Still she couldn’t step up to the platform.... [Read on]

A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him against a charge of bestiality.... [Read on]

A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, “I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?”... [Read on]