The fella requred the use of the toilet really badly — he’s almost shitting his pants. He goes into a bar, where its really crowded, and everyone is having a great time. He looks around everywhere, but there’s no toilet in sight. However, he does spot a little set of stairs in the back, so he goes upstairs, and he finds himself in a little room with a small hole in the middle of the floor.... [Read on]

Suffering from a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay fellow goes to see the doctor. After his examination the physician prescribes suppositories, twice a day. The gay dude decides on 7 AM, when he gets up, and 7 PM — before his favorite TV shows.... [Read on]

There was a blonde woman who just delivered a baby. It was a boy, 8 lb., 7 oz.... [Read on]

One day there was a blind man who walked in to this diner and asked for a dirty fork so he could smell it and have that for dinner so the diner owner gives the blind man a dirty fork and the blind man says I will have speghetti.... [Read on]

Two old ladies were sitting on rocking chairs in their retirement home. One asked, “Do you still ever get horny?”... [Read on]

A cowboy was riding his horse across his pasture. A snake spooked his horse and bucked the cowboy off. The cowboy cursed at the snake and yelled, “Don’t bite me!”... [Read on]

Peter Flaherty came home drunk every evening toward ten. Now, the Misses was never too happy about it, either. One night she hides in the cemetery and figures to scare the beejeezus out of him.... [Read on]

A man and his wife received a letter from their daughter who went to study
overseas:... [Read on]

There were two Welshmen, Dai & Yanto. They were walking home from the pub and as they were walking past Morgans, the jewelers store a car pulled up and out got an elephant. The elephant smashed the window of the jewelers store with a brick. This set off the alarm in the local Police station and a patrol car was dispatched to the scene, meanwhile the elephant sucked-up al the jewels in it’s trunk. The elephant then got back in the car and drove away at high speed.... [Read on]

During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occurred along the front. For days and days neither side made any advances. Finally, an American general had a bright idea.... [Read on]