A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large
amount of whiskey at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree.... [Read on]

A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs back a beer and says, “All the guys on this side of the bar are cocksuckers! Anyone got a problem with that?”... [Read on]

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.... [Read on]

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.... [Read on]

There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that when one passed on, the other would take and spill the contents of a bottle of fine, Irish whiskey over the grave of the fondly missed and recently dead friend.... [Read on]

The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a woman just passing and said, “Pardon me miss, do you happen to have the time?”... [Read on]

Martooni... [Read on]

At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.... [Read on]

Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.... [Read on]

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts!”... [Read on]