Okay, so you want to be a parent. I don’t have any hangups on that. However, it must be warned to you that maybe you should take these 11 tests before thinking about having a “little bundle of joy” because I can tell you, it’s pretty rough… Car Test: Forget the Roler, it’s the [Read on]

A couple was going to a costume party. The husband was unsure of what costume to wear. His wife was telling him to hurry or they would be late for the party. She was walking down the stairs from the bedroom, completely naked except on her feet were a big old floppy pair of boots. “Where is your costume?” [Read on]

Little Johnny and Little Mary were walking home from school one day. As they walked along, they saw two dogs knotted up along side the road,doing it, well, doggy style. “What are they doing, Johnny?” Mary asked. Well, Little Johnny, being a man of the world for all his 12 years, knew what they were doing [Read on]

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.” The other man [Read on]

1. He always scratches his crotch and says, “Damn! When is this gonna clear up?” 2. He could use a contact lens as a condom. 3. Taking you out to eat means firing up the grill. 4. Everytime you want to spoon, he wants to fork. 5. He refers to your little brother as a “real cutie.” [Read on]

1. She carries around Bride magazine and a highlighter. 2. She thinks an anniversary occurs once a month. 3. Her lucky numbers are your pin number. 4. Your friends know her by her porn name. 5. She just can’t stand the taste of “it.” [Read on]

A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer, then stands on the bar, drops his pants and pisses all over the place. The bar tender freaks out. “You dirty disgusting pig! How dare you come into my bar and urinate! I’ll beat the shit out of you…” The man begins crying. [Read on]

Two fellows have been at the bar now for quite a while, downing several mugs with abandon. They both look at the far end of the bar, in the direction of an unattractive woman who came in a while back. The first fellow looks back at the second fellow and says, “Ya know, that woman is looking better and better, [Read on]

“Warner Bros. Pictures and the producers behind the $4.5-billion film franchise featuring the beloved boy wizard will split the seventh and final novel in the J.K. Rowling series into two films.” - read more I’ve been a fan of the Harry Potter series, from the books to the movies. And as I was [Read on]

A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him on the inside of her thigh. She went to the parlour and told the guy what she wanted. He says: “OK, take your skirt and underwear off and sit in the chair with your legs apart”. She did that and he started on the tattoo. Pretty soon [Read on]