A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts!”... [Read on]

The fella requred the use of the toilet really badly — he’s almost shitting his pants. He goes into a bar, where its really crowded, and everyone is having a great time. He looks around everywhere, but there’s no toilet in sight. However, he does spot a little set of stairs in the back, so he goes upstairs, and he finds himself in a little room with a small hole in the middle of the floor.... [Read on]

Suffering from a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay fellow goes to see the doctor. After his examination the physician prescribes suppositories, twice a day. The gay dude decides on 7 AM, when he gets up, and 7 PM — before his favorite TV shows.... [Read on]