I just watched (again) this movie yesterday and it always feels like its the first time I’m watching it, its the same feelings you’ll feel all over again, same excitement, pity, anger, just mixed emotions with every scene. There is no doubt that Full Metal Jacket is one of the greatest movie ever made and it is highly recommended. Written and directed by a great director Stanley Kubrick, Oscar nominee for best writing, screenplay for this movie, and many more nominations for his other great movies like “The Shinig” “Eyes Wide Shut” and many more.... [Read on]

A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs back a beer and says, “All the guys on this side of the bar are cocksuckers! Anyone got a problem with that?”... [Read on]

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.... [Read on]

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.... [Read on]

There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that when one passed on, the other would take and spill the contents of a bottle of fine, Irish whiskey over the grave of the fondly missed and recently dead friend.... [Read on]

The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a woman just passing and said, “Pardon me miss, do you happen to have the time?”... [Read on]

Martooni... [Read on]

At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.... [Read on]

MULTIPLY AND ABS-CBN ANNOUNCE MULTI-YEAR ADVERTISING AND REVENUE-SHARING AGREEMENT

Multiply is a social networking site, much like friendster… Heard of rumors that Multiply is now owned by ABS-CBN, question is why a Philippine TV network buy an international social networking site?
Could it be that ABS-CBN is venturing to Web2.0, they already have several (crappy) websites [...]

Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.... [Read on]