I’ve been wordpressing for several hours now, found several wordpress tools for my other blogs, and of-course some bitter truth on wordpress, and less than an hour i saw this news on woedpress dashboard about the upcoming wordpress version 2.5, there are some complains about wordpress admin section and I’m glad that 2.5 addresses and introduced new Administration functions.... [Read on]

1. He always scratches his crotch and says, “Damn!
When is this gonna clear up?”
2. He could use a contact lens as a condom.
3. Taking you out to eat means firing up the grill.
4. Everytime you want to spoon, he wants to fork.
5. He refers to your little brother as a “real cutie.”... [Read on]

Paramount Pictures and Marvel Studios’ big screen adaptation of Marvel’s legendary Super Hero Iron Man will launch into theaters on May 2, 2008. Oscar nominee Robert Downey Jr. stars as Tony Stark/Iron Man in the story of a billionaire industrialist and genius inventor who is kidnapped and forced to build a devastating weapon. Instead, using his intelligence and ingenuity, Tony builds a high-tech suit of armor and escapes captivity. When he uncovers a nefarious plot with global implications, he dons his powerful armor and vows to protect the world as Iron Man. The film also stars Oscar winner Gwyneth Paltrow and Oscar nominees Terrence Howard and Jeff Bridges and will be directed by Jon Favreau.... [Read on]

1. She carries around Bride magazine and a highlighter.
2. She thinks an anniversary occurs once a month.
3. Her lucky numbers are your pin number.
4. Your friends know her by her porn name.
5. She just can’t stand the taste of “it.”... [Read on]

A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer, then stands on the bar, drops his pants and pisses all over the place.... [Read on]

Two fellows have been at the bar now for quite a while, downing several mugs with abandon. They both look at the far end of the bar, in the direction of an unattractive woman who came in a while back.... [Read on]

“Warner Bros. Pictures and the producers behind the $4.5-billion film franchise featuring the beloved boy wizard will split the seventh and final novel in the J.K. Rowling series into two films.” - read more... [Read on]

A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him on the inside of her thigh. She went to the parlour and told the guy what she wanted.... [Read on]

I wanted to watch the movie 10,000 BC because it looks good from the trailers, and some of my friends are already talking about it. So I searched for some reviews and so far I’m starting to hesitate to go to the theater to watch this. There are negative reviews (although there are also positive ones) and I’m starting to doubt the quality of this film. One review that struck me the most is the said history inaccuracy of the film, and by the looks of it, the title “10,000 BC” doesn’t fit the movie at all.... [Read on]

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large
amount of whiskey at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree.... [Read on]