1. Blaming your farts on me…. Not funny… Not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
5. Any haircut [...]
“Vista’s Service Pack 1 may not give your system much more oomph, but here are other ways to speed Vista up.” read more
If you think your Windows Vista is fast then its definitely good to know that there are still ways to make it run faster. I’m just trying to help those Windows users out [...]
A retired Italian wine maker went to the village church to make his confession for the first time in many decades. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, “Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. [...]
One day an Angel was strolling around heaven gawking at all the stuff God
had just created — the heavens and the Earth — when he stumbled upon God
hard at work in his garage.
Angel: Hey God what are you up to now?
God: I’m assembling a man and woman so that I can put them on Earth.
Angel: [...]
After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other’s throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.
When they arrived at the counselor’s office, the counselor [...]
Okay, so you want to be a parent. I don’t have any hangups on that. However, it must be warned to you that maybe you should take these 11 tests before thinking about having a “little bundle of joy” because I can tell you, it’s pretty rough…
Car Test: Forget the Roler, it’s the station wagon [...]
A couple was going to a costume party. The husband was unsure of what costume to wear. His wife was telling him to hurry or they would be late for the party. She was walking down the stairs from the bedroom, completely naked except on her feet were a big old floppy pair of boots. [...]
Little Johnny and Little Mary were walking home from school one day. As they walked along, they saw two dogs knotted up along side the road,doing it, well, doggy style.
“What are they doing, Johnny?” Mary asked. Well, Little Johnny, being a man of the world for all his 12 years, knew what they were doing [...]
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.”
The other man said, “What [...]
“In a bizarre international twist to the helmet debate, Philippine motorcycle police who don’t wear theirs while on duty are upsetting officials as well as the public.” - read more
I remembered a time when I was going to the market and a motorcycle police flagged me because I was not wearing [...]
