Three women are chatting about their relationships. One is engaged, one married, and one a mistress. They decide to amaze their men….that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stiletto’s and mask over their eyes .
After a few days the three met again.
The engaged girlfriend: ‘the other night, when my boyfriend came [...]
Written on March 31, 2008 | Posted in
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There’s been so many rumors about the possibility of the “3G” iPhone. Its no secret that eventually, the iPhone will adopt the the 3G technology, only question is when? When Steve Jobs first introduced the iPhone in January 2007, he specifically said that Apple plans on making “3G phones and all sorts of amazing things [...]
Written on March 31, 2008 | Posted in
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I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I’m too old to track down terrorists. (You can’t be older than 42 to join the military.)
They’ve got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn’t be able to join a military unit until [...]
Written on March 30, 2008 | Posted in
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A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde
already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”
She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.
He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly [...]
Written on March 29, 2008 | Posted in
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A visiting professor at Texas A&M University was making a presentation on the supernatural to a few hundred people in an auditorium.
To get a sense of his audience, he asks, “How many people here actually believe in ghosts?” About 90 people raise their hands.
“Well, that’s really interesting. Out of those of you who believe in [...]
Written on March 28, 2008 | Posted in
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“Adobe offers photo-editing tools for professionals and hobbyists alike; now it’s adding the mass audience of online users to the mix. Adobe Photoshop Express, a new Web service launched Thursday, gives consumers a Web-based platform they can use to upload, edit, store, and share their photos. With Express, Adobe aims to put accessible, easy-to-use, but [...]
Written on March 28, 2008 | Posted in
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A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed of red roses.
“Tsk Tsk!” said the passerby to himself. “What a sad sight. That poor old man is fishing over a bed of flowers. I’ll see if [...]
Written on March 27, 2008 | Posted in
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Most mobile phones use Lithium-Ion Batteries and Apple’s iPhone also uses the same standard and frequently rechargeable lithium-ion dry battery. The thing is that the iPhone’s battery is not removable or replaceable (well, it can be replaced by an expert and will most likely cost you guys $80 to $200) So caring for your iPhones [...]
Written on March 27, 2008 | Posted in
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A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years.
One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit….
Man: “Hi! Am I ever happy to see you.”
Girl: “Hi! It seems like you’ve been here a long time. How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”
Man: “It’s been ten years!”
With this information [...]
Written on March 26, 2008 | Posted in
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“According to an interview by iPod Observer Apple has placed a 10 million unit order for 3G iPhone ” read more
Well here is a good news to all iPhone enthusiasts out there. The 16G iPhone is barely a few months old and now here comes another update for the iPhone. ‘3G’ is the next generation [...]
Written on March 26, 2008 | Posted in
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