In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she dies, she went to the town’s undertaker (who also happened to be the local postal clerk) to make proper “final” arrangements. As a last wish, she informed the undertaker that she wanted the following inscription engraved on her tombstone:... [Read on]

Today February 5, 2007, Wordpress 2.3.3 is released (upgrade now) Just weeks after 1.1.3 firmware release.. It might be not relevant but just a though..... [Read on]

The Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee. As she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals a lack of underwear. Good God woman! Why aren’t you wearing any bloomers?’ her husband demanded. ‘Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.’ The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says ‘For
the sake of decency, here’s 20. Go buy yourself some underwear.’... [Read on]

As a webmaster i usually receive checks from Bank of America for my payouts, one day i got an email from Bank of America, is says :... [Read on]

A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: “DIG!”... [Read on]

Ali Salaam goes to the used camel dealer. He wants a cheap camel to take him only one trip across the desert. The dealer says, “I have a good used camel for you. It hasn’t done many miles, only had one owner, but has a small fault. Because of the fault, I’m willing to let him go cheap!”... [Read on]

There was this guy sitting on a park bench muttering to himself and spitting.... [Read on]

A woman went to her new doctor for a checkup. He turned out to be absolutely gorgeous! He told her he was going to put his hand on her back and he wanted her to say “Eighty-eight.”... [Read on]