A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, “I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?”... [Read on]

A woman was in a sex boutique shopping for vibrators when the clerk said, “Perhaps you might be interested in this one. It’s our most realistic model.”... [Read on]

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy . Looking like he’d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, His face is cut and bruised and he’s walking with a limp.... [Read on]

Young Zeke was on his way home from the market when he saw a girl from the next farm and offered her a ride.... [Read on]

Be careful how you list names on your cell phone!... [Read on]

This one i did in about an hour, a teacher from college (CCP) wants to start a website www.pinoyuae.net and asked me to do the site so i started with this logo.... [Read on]

This guy, Artie, gets tired of working so hard and not getting anywhere, and seeing all these guys in the Mafia in their fine three piece suits and fancy cars, decides that he has to join the Mafia.... [Read on]

I’ve been driving a motorcycle for over a year now, but this is the first time my driver’s license was confiscated… It seems like they’re getting strict on motorcycles.. Today my luck slipped, a Quezon City Traffic Police named “Huerta” captured my license for not using side mirrors, used all the alibi i can use but no good, offered some some cash but the officer said “Di bale sana kung gabi, mahirap na, baka mahuli sila”, I’d rather pay him a few bucks than pay 500 php fine, and waste 1 day visiting the Land Transportation Office. Again that same day, an MMDA want to confiscate my license for the same offense, I just showed the ticked that was issued to me but one of the MMDA guy said “Kumpiskahin na yan, at isyuhan ng bagong tiket” they want to confiscate the issued ticked and issue another… WTF! It’s obvious that they just want some bribe, no way!.. Huertas told be i still have 5 days to used the ticket as temporary license.... [Read on]

A mafioso’s son is sitting at his desk, writing a Christmas list to Jesus. First he writes, “Dear Baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new…” He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away.... [Read on]

Watched AVP2 (alien versus predator 2) but before we go to the Cinema we went to Kenny Rogers for some snacks, just in front of Kenny Roger’s Sta. Lucia East is Imperial Motor’s Booth.. I was amazed of their fake Sniper 135, it really looks like the real thing.. Candy Red Tone, Cowlings, Seats, Mudguard.. Damn! it really looks like the original.. but if you look closely you’ll notice the stickers “Zion” Instead of “Yamaha” and Hebron 125.. The only thing they can’t mock is the engine.. it’s way too small..... [Read on]