During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occurred along the front. For days and days neither side made any advances. Finally, an American general had a bright idea.
He aimed his rifle to the Mexican trenches and yelled, “Hey Juan!”
A Mexican soldier jumped up and replied, “What?”
The general shot him dead. This continued for three [...]
If you’re an entrepreneur using Ebay to sell items, then this might ring your bell… Heard it first from “Webb Alert”, I have an ebay account and already sold several stuff but the boycott did not affect me at all, perhaps those super sellers - users who is selling tons of items per day will [...]
Rest in Peace HD DVD! The High Defenition Disk Format is Over and Blu-Ray wins, the mere fact that Blu-ray arrived earlier than HD DVD makes me think that Blu-ray is destined to win the war. Although innovation is always a good thing, HD DVD didn’t make it..
My thoughts are - Blu-ray, just the name [...]
First of .. I’m not a Facebook Member just yet, Was trying to join via iphone web app but it’s not possible, i need to get to my computer to do that, I’m just so lazy… And now to my surprise a news from PCMag about Facebook’s Death Spiral, it is told that it’s now [...]
A mental hospital was critically overcrowded. The doctor decides to get all the patients seated in one large room to conduct a test to see how many they discharge that day.
At the front of the room the Doctors took some chalk and drew a full size door on a Blackboard and offered an ice cream [...]
It’s my second time to upload video on youtube, and it’s freakin slow, I’m on a 800kbps internet connection through PLDT DSL, it’s really not 800 kbps but “up to 800kbps” meaning i can be as low as 300kbps and it should be fine?, PLDT is the only wired internet connection i can have, news [...]
A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop.
The father of the family asked the old tribesman what he was doing. The tribesman began to speak…”woman, late thirties, three kids, one barking dog [...]
A man was driving down the busy streets in a major city. He was driving flawlessly. However, one of the local officers happened to see a bumper sticker which was printed in VERY small print. In fact, it was SO small, he couldn’t even see what it said when he closed up on the man [...]
A middle-aged, married couple were sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband says “I notice you’ve been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?”
“Yes,” she replies. “He’s my ex-husband and has been drinking [...]
Little Johnny came home from his hot date and sat down to talk with his dad. He had a smile on his face. ‘It must be true love, dad’ he sighed.
‘What makes you think that it is true love?’ asks his dad.
‘Well,” says Little Johnny, ‘Suzy started out giving me the best blow job I’ve [...]
