There was a blonde woman who just delivered a baby. It was a boy, 8 lb., 7 oz. Everything went well, and the woman was back in her room, resting peacefully, in time for the 10 O’Clock News. The very next morning, her doctor came into her room and saw her with a bag of [...]

One day there was a blind man who walked in to this diner and asked for a dirty fork so he could smell it and have that for dinner so the diner owner gives the blind man a dirty fork and the blind man says I will have speghetti. The next the blind man came [...]

Just when I finally able to use youtube to share my videos, now i discovered Viddler.com it’s like youtube, but it boasts several features such as the ability to upload several videos at once, in various formats (.mov .avi .wmv .mpeg), Timed Tags – meaning timeline on your videos are taggable so you can clasify [...]

Two old ladies were sitting on rocking chairs in their retirement home. One asked, “Do you still ever get horny?” “Oh, yes!” was the reply. “What do you do about it?” asked the first. “I suck on a lifesaver.” was the reply. The first lady sat there for a long while pondering the answer. Finally [...]

I’m pretty sure that everybody wanted your computers to do tricks you never even thought of before. Wanted to make your browser more lively? Wish your Word could handle more task? wanted to give your browsers, applications and multimedia programs a new life? You don’t have to upgrade to get these new cool features, a [...]

A cowboy was riding his horse across his pasture. A snake spooked his horse and bucked the cowboy off. The cowboy cursed at the snake and yelled, “Don’t bite me!” The snake said, “No, I’m a genie snake. I can give you three wishes. What would you like me to grant you?” The cowboy thought [...]

Peter Flaherty came home drunk every evening toward ten. Now, the Misses was never too happy about it, either. One night she hides in the cemetery and figures to scare the beejeezus out of him. As poor Peter wanders by, up from behind a tombstone she jumps in a red devil costume screaming, “Peter Sean [...]

A man and his wife received a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas: My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don’t know when I’m coming home, but it seems not any time soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you’ll be too old. [...]

Probably the biggest question to pop out of the people planning to buy a game console. Endless debates have started eversince these consoles enter the market. So which one is better? the PS3? the Xbox 360? or the Nintendo Wii? There have been many arguments on which console is better. Here is some personal points [...]

There were two Welshmen, Dai & Yanto. They were walking home from the pub and as they were walking past Morgans, the jewelers store a car pulled up and out got an elephant. The elephant smashed the window of the jewelers store with a brick. This set off the alarm in the local Police station [...]